Count Your Blessings

Maynard the Cockatoo is whining about a lack of squeezing and a paucity of bird toys.

Does he not realize that there are starving cockatoos in Armenia who never receive any squeezing or toys?

In other recent developments, Mr. Mollo has spent the better part of a day entirely ensconced in a discarded Kleenex box.  The small segment of tail feathers is about the only section of Mr. Mollo that has been exposed to the light of day since early morning.

I might add that this strange behavior is by Mollo's choice.  Go figure.