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May 23, 2011
In Partial Rapture, Credible Republican Candidates Vanish From Earth
Gingrich Left Behind

In what some fundamentalist preachers are calling a “partial Rapture,” all credible candidates for the 2012 Republican nomination have mysteriously vanished from Earth.

While this seemingly Biblical phenomenon has been developing over the past several months, the disappearance of Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels over the weekend confirmed what many apocalyptic prophets had been predicting: a partial Rapture was underway.

For Rev. Harold Camping, the minister who made headlines by predicting that the entire world would end on May 21, the partial Rapture offered some measure of vindication, he said.

“The world really did end, Republican-wise, when Daniels dropped out of the race of May 22,” he said. “So I was only off by one day.”

According to Camping’s prophecy, Republicans with a shot of winning the White House have completely vanished from the face of the Earth while a series of surefire losers have been “left behind,” including Herman Cain, the former chairman of the Godfather’s Pizza chain, who announced his candidacy – significantly, Camping notes – “on May 21.”

As for the Biblical prophecy that those left behind after the Rapture faced “five months of Hell on Earth, Camping said, “That’s a pretty clear reference to what Newt Gingrich has in store.”


I wouldn't be so sure of all this if I were you, Jammen. I have a friend who lives in Omaha - a staunch Democrat. She personally knows Cain, says he is "brilliant" and "charismatic" and an incredibly capable person.

As I always say - we'll see what happens a year from November. You may not get the "rapture" for which you are hoping.

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I agree that the best and brightest are often ruled out, by their families who say they don't want the spotlight, etc. What I worry it leaves us is The Narcissistic Bunch. Granted it takes a whole lot of the right stuff to run for office, but above all, I see the trend is to people whose egos are larger than their politics.

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